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Wednesday, 12 May 2010

what did you think, i was putting you out for? @ 03:51
Cuz you weren't true.. :(
Why... Oh well..
Anyway, today was. The epitome of boredom. I don't mind going to old folk's homes. But please, won't they speak English? UGHH. And I realized how urgently I MUST transfer out of Nanhua. You see, Chinese O Levels next year; if I stay in Nanhua. Therefore, I'mma must go. Time to study. See, I'm really really motivated. Screw you, ACSI. Your fault, you're just so tempting.
  1. Cute boys, hello. And most of them are ENGLISH-BASED, woo.
  2. My father loves the ACS spirit, and my brother's from ACSJ :/.
  3. ACS's compound looks hot, compared to Nanhua.
  4. ACSI is great, face it.
And I'm great too. Greatness fit with greatness. Therefore, Audrey is going to ACSI. Now, all I need is to study hard. I'm doing alright with my English already, anyway. HAHAHAH. A1 (L). But, my chinese really needs improvement.(HEHEHHE, ACSI does NOT look at Chinese (: )
Yeah, anyway, more philosophical crap, because I don't wanna talk about my day anymore. LOL. Not that it sucks or anything, just that nothing much noteworthy, so why bother? Anyway, Audrey really has to improve her English, so here's the word of the day. (YES, new section. LOL).Word of the day: Malapropism.
(ml-prp-zm)
n.
1. Ludicrous misuse of a word, especially by confusion with one of similar sound.
2. An example of such misuse.
HMMMMMMMMM. So here's my aim for today, use Malapropism once in my blog, not counting the one used for definition. Alright, so here anyway. Something that I wanted to write about for a long long time already. (:
Audrey Susan Chua on parents that don't understand us.
Not as though my parents don't understand me. I think they do. In a kind of, subdued way, I guess? :/ Today my morning was screwed and I was about to cry. In school. Seriously. Thank my mother for that then. She epic uses many many malapropisms in her "Audrey, you are too young.." Speech, and just correcting her confirms an even bigger headache, gosh.
Here's a humorous example.
"Audrey, you're being affluenced by your wealthy friends."
"Wow gee mother, my friends sure tend to give me money, don't they?"
"What do you mean?"
"Influenced, mom. Not affluenced."
"Oh shut up. Don't you dare talk back to me."
Hon-nest-lee. Mother, it's called correction of one's mistakes. That's a very very ironic malapropism, however. Seeing as Affluence and Influence is so epic different HAHAHHAHAHA. Well, anyway, I've finished my goal, yet I haven't finished what I was supposed to do, yet. (Audrey on non-understanding parents.) Therefore, let's move on.
Well, why did I touch on this topic, huh? Because I realized how un-understanding, parents are nowadays. They just can't seem to get the fact that "times have changed" into their minds, and here I am, trying to prove to them why. -Let's hope my mother reads my blog, then.-
So anyway, I woke up today, and my mother scolded me for many many reasons. Main reasons? My phone bill(which went down A LOT), and my apparent "rudeness".
Well, so my mother wants me to send a total of TEN. Yes, TEN. 1 and a 0. Messages. Per Day. Hey. 10 per day. You got that right, thats not a typo, nor is there anything wrong with your eyes. Yes, you probably look something like that now..
Well, I don't blame you. Thats exactly how I looked after my mother said that. She said this to me in return.
"Hey, I send a total of lesser than 5 messages PER DAY, Audrey."
Well, mother, times have freaking changed. So when you were young, you didn't have a phone at my age, yes I know. I count myself lucky for being in this century too, being in such a century provides me epic ways of communicating with my friends and everything. But mother. 10 messages is a seriously unreasonable number in many ways, and the only good point would be that my phone bill would be epic cheap, but whatever mother. What-freaking-ever. I don't give you an unreasonable phone bill, all in all, mother. So what the shingz are you talking about?
No, I don't! And honestly, compare your age to my age, mother. Thats not fair, because you're way older. And you probably don't even have to keep in touch with your friends, seeing as you see your friends at work everyday. POINT IS, I DON'T SEE ALL MY FRIENDS IN SCHOOL. Some of my friends are from other schools, and other classes. And relationships HAVE to be maintained, because my friends are really important people in my life. So theoretically, should you ban me from messaging, or messengering, you'd be literally destroying my life.
I have a life. Thanks, mother. I have an alright sized friendship circle, and there you go ruining it. Thanks.
Next thing, on to my apparent "rudeness". Hey mommy, I'm not rude. I don't spew vulgarities out like some people I know. I can control myself, esp. in front of people that I respect, aka my parents. So you say, I'm so rude that no one in their right minds will ever want to talk to me? I beg to differ, mother. Firstly, why are you even bothering to lecture me should you even think I'm not worth being talked to? Isn't lecturing someone, placing someone at a point which you really respect and love? Thanks for that, so why even insult me by saying that in the first place. Is this some kind of indirect malapropism that I don't get?
What a cute baby. Anyway, you just don't understand mother. I respect you, I don't treat your rudely. But how do you think I'd feel, if you spend your time lecturing me over and over and over again over some crap that I don't even feel like I did wrong?
Try placing yourself in my shoes then. imagine yourself in this situation.
So apparently, you've a really big love for debating, and stating facts in ways that actually pisses people off. And when your mother says that your brother's going to the hospital, for a class trip, you go like..
Eh, won't he catch any diseases or something? I mean, it's like contagious, right?
Okay, thats a stupid remark I admit. But true, nonetheless. Plus don't you guys actually bother getting the fact that my brother is 6 INTO YOUR HEAD? Young people = weaker immune systems = not more efficient in fighting bacteria as compared to our bodies = without care; falls sick easily.
No? Ugh. Think, actually think people. For once, try to think. How unfair is it, for me?
Plus sad things abound in my life. I think should you have a feather, you could knock me out with it already. Because I'm stressed, epicly. The end. ):

somewhere
too far for us to find.